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[17 Oct 2009|11:45am]
Best Doritos flavor ever?

It used to be salsa until they discontinued it and fucked with the flavor, and now it's spicy sweet chili. It's absolute crack in chip form.
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[07 Sep 2009|10:17am]
So, Tim has lost his job.

Ramen, hot dogs, and mac and cheese and spam, hooray.

Also, no True Blood finale this week = poop.
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[21 Aug 2009|12:44pm]
I'm actually not hungry for fish.





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[30 Jul 2009|11:02am]
[ mood | frustrated ]

Sometimes I think there is a god.

Only a god would be sadistic enough to put women through all the bullshit that they go through.

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[25 Jul 2009|01:40pm]
[ mood | weird ]
[ music | Depeche Mode - Wrong ]

You know, I just realized how old my parents really are.

My mom is 48 this year, and my dad is 56. In my mind, they have been stuck at the same age since about 6-7 years ago.

Then I think about being 23 and I've been married for almost 3 years as of October. And then my brother's in college. I've been out of school for 5 years.

I'm so out of date when it comes to 99% of the music these days; I listen to a lot of 80's/90's stuff and I avoid radio like the plague. Well, at least that hasn't occurred with movies.

My mind has not caught up at all with 2009.

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[20 Jul 2009|10:53am]
So things are finally changing around for a bit.

I got hit AGAIN, some bitch decided to sideswipe me when trying to cross three lanes at once, while I was going straight in the far lane. Her insurance took car of that ($880) and the car rental, so I don't have to pay for anything but gas for the rental. Sweet deal.

A trojan and rootkit I've been chasing after for a week+ looks like it's finally on it's way to getting destroyed. Still looking into a possible portable harddrive to back our shit up into. Wal-mart had a 250gig one for $60, minus my discount and minus a $5 competitors coupon.

Tim will be losing his job in about 4 weeks, but it looks like one of his higher-ups is interested in moving him to another jobsite, since he already knows what he's doing. Tim's been looking for another job for months now, with no luck.
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[13 Jul 2009|01:41pm]
[ mood | amused ]

[on why homosexuality is wrong and not natural]

When two guy's have sex they can only penetrate eachother through the crack which I think is disgusting because of all the crap that's in there. They both must face the same direction and thus one guy's twig and berries will be projecting from the two. Because no man has a vagina they can't become one flesh when having normal sex.

Women don't have Jimmy and his two buddies hanging around so they can't naturally penetrate eachother and become one flesh.

Oral with dudes can't be natural because the legs will be poking out from different directions as will the ladies if they participate in oral sex.

Oral with the opposite sex still isn't natural because you still have the leg issue and often someone is further down if they are not on top of eachother.

Anal with opposites is still excluded from natural sex because once again your are sticking your think in a crap hole and a womans tits are usually projecting outward.

When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Face to Face.




http://fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

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[10 Jul 2009|10:59am]
Heh, it's so sad that when I type in "customer compliments" in Google, they ask if I meant "customer complaints".
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[03 Jul 2009|11:13am]
I (and Tim as well) seem to have gotten hooked on True Blood.

It's the first vampire-related anything that is exactly how I've wanted to see the subject dealt with. Too bad I don't have HBO to watch the second season.
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[30 Jun 2009|02:15pm]
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/EXTREME_ANIMALS

I had a good laugh.
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[26 Jun 2009|03:51pm]
http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/music/ref=sv_m_3

This is insane. Kind of sad, but insane.


Also, he apparently broke the internet.
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[25 Jun 2009|07:11pm]
[ mood | sad ]

So I'm sure most of you who are alive and on the internet know about Michael Jackson.

It's a total sucker punch to my stomach. I grew up on his music, Thriller was the first album I listened to and owned and I still listen heavily to his music now.

This really sucks.

Today has been ass all around. I also got my car hit (very mild damage, it pays to have a boat for a car) because some college asshole doesn't know how to stop at the stop sign at our gate like the lot of them.

Also doesn't help PMS is making things 10x worse.

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[22 Jun 2009|02:23pm]
Hmm.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=56475
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[12 Jun 2009|02:50pm]
I love how this possible "outbreak" of HIV in the porn industry is an excuse for people to crawl out of the woodwork and cry karma.

This is while their boyfriends/husbands are jacking off to porn in the next room.

I never thought having sex was so evil that people deserve to get HIV. And the people who cry how demoralizing and degrading it is ends up being nastier in their opinions of these people than anything I've seen in porn.



Also, hilarity ensues:
http://www.porn-free.org/porn_is_bad.htm


Yeah, I get that, viewing porn makes you want to fuck your sister.
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[11 Jun 2009|08:58am]
[ mood | frustrated ]

Really, I'm so sick of people just generally acting like twats.


- people concerned over petty shit vs. much bigger issues. (gator farming is the most grotesque thing you've ever heard? What part of reality do YOU live in?)
- people blaming the left/right for whatever bullshit agenda they have.
- people wanting to censor everything that hurts their fragile little feelings or they're too stupid to understand.
- people whining about how "morally corrupt" people are now.
- people who can't stay out of other people's business, and then on top of it want to pass judgment.
- Dave Matthews fans.


This is why I need to stay out of comment sections on the internet/everywhere.




And on a lighter note, I want to go here to see my own reaction:

http://www.holylandexperience.com/





AND JESUS MUSICAL.

I've watched tons of horror movies, did work study at a funeral home, seen tonnes of "death" photos and videos, just about all the porn you can imagine, seen Pink Flamingos, but this, I don't think I could stomach.

Funny thing, my father-in-law asked if we found a church down here yet. Tim's agnostic, and I'm borderline atheist, I'm sure that's going to be the first thing on our mind. I had to turn away to stop from laughing.

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[10 Jun 2009|05:39pm]
Found this lil' bugger hanging out on our balcony on the ground, I hope he's okay. :\

Photobucket
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[09 Jun 2009|06:58pm]
Tim apparently accidentally ran into that douche from Tool at a gas station today. And told him he grew out of his music, hahaha.

He's also came across Bill Clinton by accident. And has met Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.

I never get to meet anybody really worth mentioning. Only bands at the time that were still fairly unpopular.
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[01 Jun 2009|02:57pm]
Broken car a/c + Florida = fuck.
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[21 May 2009|05:43pm]


So, what was the first book you remember reading, on your own? I honestly can't remember any of the picture books I've read before that.
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[16 May 2009|10:15am]
So, the whole Sailor Moon series uncut, all seasons (including Stars) and all three movies for $108.

I've been in heaven lately. I still have that girlish side in my that loves Sailor Moon.
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